Halloween is my favourite seasonal holiday and even at Christmas I like to halloween it up a little

While I decorate our tree and put up the Christmas lights I like to listen to The Crypt Keeper album “Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas”.

The whole family sings along to the Crypt keeper Ghoul tide, one of the best CDs I’ve ever brought.

My personal favourite song from the Crypt Keeper album has to be “Deck the Halls with parts of Charlie” :)

All of the songs though on this album are brilliant and funny.

Lyrics to Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie

Deck the halls with parts of Charlie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make the Yule time gross and gnarly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Stockings stuffed with ears and fingers
Fa la la la la la la la la
Chopped from all those caroling singers
Fa la la la la la la la la

Drape the hearth with chunks of Barnie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bits of Bruce and hunks of Arnie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hang the crypt with spleens and kidneys
Fa la la la la la la la la
Use Ramone’s and then use Sidney’s
Fa la la la la la la la la

Raise the tree and bring the ladder
Fa la la la la la la la la
Top it off with Gills gall bladder
Fa la la la la la la la la
Grinning skulls in festive poses
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strings of toes and nipped off noses
Fa la la la la la la la la

Who needs mistletoe and holly?
Fa la la la la la la la la
When we can just dismember Wally
Fa la la la la la la la la
Have the whole place decorated
Fa la la la la la la la la
With the parts we’ve amputated
Fa la la la la la la la la
(Maniacal laughter)

I remember watching The Crypt Keeper when I was younger, it’s a shame there is nothing like it on TV programming today.

Since the Crypt Keeper has had his coffin nailed shut by the corporate suits and TV programmers no longer have the guts to put on TV anything as unique and fun as the Crypt Keeper these days, I would like to wish you all a scary Little Christmas in Crypt Keeper style enjoy the videos.

Lyrics To We Wish You’d Bury the Missus

Merry Christmas dear neighbour it’s the smith’s down the hill
Henry and Linda and the Kids Jane and Bill
We hate to complain and be such a pest but this Holiday season we have one request

We wish you’d bury the missus
We wish you’d bury the missus
We wish you’d bury the missus
She’s been dead since last year

She’s getting quit gamey with mould on her skin
you killed her last Christmas that’s how long it has been

It’s time you buried the missus
It’s time you buried the missus
we wish you’d bury the missus
She’s been dead a whole year

We wish you’d come to your senses
We wish you’d come to your senses
We wish you’d come to your senses
Get your life into gear

Forget what she did and forgive the poor soul
Just bury the hatchet and dig her a hole

We don’t want to be pretentious (pretentskies?)
We don’t want to be pretentious (pretentskies?)
We don’t want to be pretentious (pretentskies?)
But we must interfere

It’s true when you killed her you sure had just cause
She was stuck up the chimney with old Santa Clause

We wish you’d bury the missus
We wish you’d bury the missus
We wish you’d bury the missus
It’s been a long year

She’s hurting property values
She’s hurting property values
She’s hurting property values
They’ve gone way down this year

The last thing on Christmas that folks want to see
Are remains of your wife on your lawn Christmas tree

We wish you’d bury the missus
We beg you bury the missus
For gods sake bury the missus

We can smell her down here.