: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.