Since I’m learning to drive I thought I’d put up some Funny Car Insurance Claims, just to remind everyone it’s not just learner drivers that are numpties 
“I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way..”
“Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..”
“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”
“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”
“On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.”
“I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight”
“The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again”
“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car”
“I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.”
“Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.”
“I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.”
“The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”
“I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.”
“As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.”
“To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.”
“My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.”
“I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.”
“The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.”
“I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.”
“I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.”
“When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.”
“The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.”
“I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.”
“The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.”
“I knocked over a man; he admitted it was his fault for he had been knocked down before.”
1 responses to Funny Car Insurance Claims
I am at a loss for words, are these real insurance claims quotes? Thanks for the post, really enjoyed it!
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