I was looking up more jokes on the web to put on my blog and found these

You have to read these! I laughed so much I had tears in my eyes, the laughing became so severe I had to take a break and put my lap top down :)

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I laughed so hard my Stomach hurt, I think I’ve pulled a muscle, LOL

These Jokes are supposedly letters sent to UK councils from tenants to do with repair or complaints about neighbours.

Don’t know if there real or not, but who cares there hilarious either way, Enjoy :)

Woman tenant complaining about next doors DIY repairs:
“He has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it any more.”

Noisy neighbours:
“… and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.”

“I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6 a.m. his cock wakes me up and it’s now getting too much for me.”

Problems with the garden foliage:
“My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it”

“I am a single woman living in a downstairs apartment, would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.”

Repairs Needed:
Send a man round with a big tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

“I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them away.”

“The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.”

“It is the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.”

“50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.”

“Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.”