Funny Redneck Jokes – One Liners

My son made me laugh to day, he’s going through a stage of speaking in accents and his favourite is an American Redneck Accent.
He made up a Redneck joke that made me laugh and it gave me an idea to post funny jokes that I like on my blog and I’m starting with Redneck jokes.

My top twenty favourite Redneck jokes (see if you can guess which is my sons joke) Enjoy

You might be a Redneck if the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors.

You might be a Redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

You might be a Redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You might be a Redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You might be a Redneck if you call chicken breast chicken boobs

You might be a redneck if a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.

You might be a redneck if both your house and car are on blocks.

You might be a Redneck if your grandma has more teeth than you do

You might be a Redneck if you have a toilet seat as a hood ornament

You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.

You might be a redneck if Jack Daniel’s makes your list of most admired people

You might be a redneck if one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.

You might be a redneck if people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.

You might be a redneck if someone accuses you of lying through your tooth.

You might be a redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.

You might be a redneck if the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.

You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts.

You might be a redneck if the bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery.

You might be a redneck if the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door.

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