My son made me laugh to day, he’s going through a stage of speaking in accents and his favourite is an American Redneck Accent.
He made up a Redneck joke that made me laugh and it gave me an idea to post funny jokes that I like on my blog and I’m starting with Redneck jokes.
My top twenty favourite Redneck jokes (see if you can guess which is my sons joke) Enjoy
You might be a Redneck if the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors.
You might be a Redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
You might be a Redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
You might be a Redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You might be a Redneck if you call chicken breast chicken boobs
You might be a redneck if a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.
You might be a redneck if both your house and car are on blocks.
You might be a Redneck if your grandma has more teeth than you do
You might be a Redneck if you have a toilet seat as a hood ornament
You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.
You might be a redneck if Jack Daniel’s makes your list of most admired people
You might be a redneck if one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.
You might be a redneck if people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.
You might be a redneck if someone accuses you of lying through your tooth.
You might be a redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.
You might be a redneck if the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.
You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts.
You might be a redneck if the bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery.
You might be a redneck if the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door.







6 responses to Funny Redneck Jokes – One Liners
Redneck Joke
You might be a redneck if your new bow costs more than your wife’s car.
Great jokes, never read more interesting.
Mom & Dad Redneck joke
You might be a redneck if your mom has more chest hair than your dad.
every body makes fun of a redneck till they need there car fixed!!!!!
true
that is so true aint it
its true and you know it
EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF THE REDNECK TIL THEYRE CAR GETS STUCK….
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