Funny and Hilarious Quotes

Happy Quotes to make you smile.

Money can’t buy you happiness and credit cards aren’t doing much better

Happiness is good health and a bad memory

Wealth may not bring happiness, but it seems to bring a pleasant kind of misery

Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband’s old girlfriend

For every minute you’re angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness

These quotes are my personal favorite happiness quotes that I got from my little book of quotations keyring, I hope you liked them and they brought a smile to your face.

I opened up a new box of Twining’s Lady Grey Tea today and under the lid I found this Quote by Angelique Arnauld:

” Perfection Consists Not In Doing Extraordinary Things, But In Doing Ordinary Things Well “.

It made me smile and think of my Eldest son.

Like most anguished parents know some Teenagers are incapable of doing a simple task well and my son has actually said to me in the past that he’s good at doing “Big Things” and the “Little Things” don’t matter?

Teenagers are so frustrating!

I think I’m going to have this Quote blown up to poster size and send it to him at Uni

: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.