Funny Jokes

Since I’m learning to drive I thought I’d put up some Funny Car Insurance Claims, just to remind everyone it’s not just learner drivers that are numpties

“I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way..”

“Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early..”

“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”

“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”

I’ve looked on the Internet for April Fools Day pranks that over the years have fooled communities and some times whole nations

I was pranked myself last year by my local paper.

In my little seaside town of Skegness we have a old clock tower that is a symbolic landmark of our town.
The clock tower has been apart of Skegness since 18th century and is in the hearts of the residence of Skegness as much as it’s visitors.

My son made me laugh to day, he’s going through a stage of speaking in accents and his favourite is an American Redneck Accent.
He made up a Redneck joke that made me laugh and it gave me an idea to post funny jokes that I like on my blog and I’m starting with Redneck jokes.

My top twenty favourite Redneck jokes (see if you can guess which is my sons joke) Enjoy

You might be a Redneck if the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors.

You might be a Redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.