Happy People Good Karma Blog

Had a great walk on the beach today collected some drift wood, shells and stones from the beach to make a college later with my son.

Took some great photographs before my batteries ran out.

Felt fed up today so I took the day relaxing by Knitting my self a necklace simple to do. I’m not the best Knitter in the world and I’ve only just learned how to Crochet a line. I learned to knit when I was young, I recently took it up again I’m still a beginner, But the necklace didn’t come out to bad and it looks great and keeps you warm in the winter chill so it beats to birds with one stone: Fashion accessory and practical winter attire

Choker:

The choker is knitted and the strings Crocheted. Choose knitting needles according to the width you want you choker to be I chose U.K size 5 knitting needles

My son made me laugh to day, he’s going through a stage of speaking in accents and his favourite is an American Redneck Accent.
He made up a Redneck joke that made me laugh and it gave me an idea to post funny jokes that I like on my blog and I’m starting with Redneck jokes.

My top twenty favourite Redneck jokes (see if you can guess which is my sons joke) Enjoy

You might be a Redneck if the people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors.

You might be a Redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

First thing that made me happy today might seem daft to some, but I’m excited because I saw a gnat flying about outside my window which means the weather’s warming up and springs not far away.

My son and I went to a local arcade and had a few games of pool, I managed to pot the white ball 12 times in one game if potting the white ball was apart of the game I would have won we had a good laugh at my expense !

One of the employees at the arcade said before we left that it’s unusual for a mum to have a game of pool with their son and every time we leave were always happy and bubbly that cheered me up.

I haven’t been feeling great and the weather hasn’t
been good, so I picked up my black Biro and drew a picture.

It’s a ink and wash drawing, you draw a picture in ink and then water down some paint and wash over it then build up shaded areas with more layers of paint.

I’m rather proud of my picture it came out well and I’ve popped it up on my wall and uploaded it, so others can have a look at it.

Funny Photo Captions

: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A dog was found 75 miles out in the Baltic sea floating on a piece of ice

The dog was found by scientists who were doing research in the area, it’s thought the dog may have got stranded on the ice sheet on a river which then floated out to sea.

The dog was taken back to Poland by the scientists were he had a full examination from a vet, remarkably the dog suffered no ill effects from being stranded out at sea on a ice float and is making a wonderful recovery.

Several people have placed claim to the dog after he appeared on polish television, but none have been it’s owners.

I made my husband smile today

We share chores and one of our arrangements is that I unload the dishwasher and he loads it.

When I have unloaded the dishwasher I normally tell my hubby so he knows to load it, but he claims I don’t (more like tuning the little misses out), so today to make sure he definitely heard me I sang a song and did a little dance telling him I had definitely unloaded the dishwasher this time round- a sort of Broadway number, but without the feathery boas and sequined dress .

Best thing was my son joined in, so my hubby had two people making a song and dance telling him I had unloaded the dishwasher

A seven year old boy from England has raised a staggering amount of money for the Haiti earthquake fund. The little boy did a sponsored bike ride around his park was hopping to raise £500, but he ended up raising over an astonishing 100,000 after posting on the Justgiving website telling people about his 5 mile bike ride.

In his message he said “I want to do a sponsored bike ride for Haiti because there was a big earthquake and loads of people have lost their lives.

“I want to make some money to buy food, water and tents for everyone in Haiti.”